Morpheus
from the Sandman comic series
by Neil Gaiman
published by DC Comics
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Scott Campbell. Our Secret, 2012. Polyurethane foam, resin, ink, and wood frame, 50 x 38 x 3”.
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
(Source: the-yolocaust)
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A different kind of Cinderella
